Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, in The Land of the Morning Missile Launch, Norf Korea, it's 3:00AM... and Great Reader KIM Jong IL's phone rings....
KIM- ZZzzzzz....
(North Korean phone rings)
BRING-BRING! BRING-BRING! BRING-BRING! BRING!!!!!!
KIM- ZZzzzzz.....
(phone continues to ring and now loud knocking on Great Reader's bedroom door)
BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!
BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!
KIM- ZZzzzzz...snort...WTF, over?!
BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!
BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!
KIM- Okray! OKRAY!!! I'm up's already! Now stops it with the bringing of phone and the knocka-knocka's on door, General Wang!
WANG- (behind door) Pick up the phone, Sir! It's long distance from St Paul, Minnesota!!
BRING-BRING! BRING-BRING!
KIM- Hell-row? Yes this is Norf Korean Great Reader, KIM Jong IL...
VOICE- Knock. Knock.
KIM- Whose there?
VOICE- Mooseiscooked.
KIM- Mooseiscooked who?
VOICE- Yours and Obama's.
BWAHahahaha!!!
KIM- Ha and ha, very flunnie. Grood night.
(hangs up phone)
WANG- Who was that Sir?
KIM- I'll give you 2 guesses.
WANG- Fred Thompson or Sarah Palin?
KIM- Yep.
WANG- You really think so, Sir?
KIM- Well it the sure-as-hell wasn't P. Diddy or Hillary Clinton.
Now say good night Wang.
WANG- Good night, Sir.
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